Somebody stop this delusional writer! They continue to post horrifying stories and besmirch the good name of the Kitten board. It makes me so annoyed.
I need to think of other things, better things.
Like Angie Harmon for instance. Yes, she's too thin and married and a Republican. But we can forgive her all of those indescretions after last nights episode of The Women's Murder Club. She crash tackled a suspect into a pond, handcuffed the guy underwater, and came out looking like she'd just stepped off the set of Wild Things. All scowly and tight wet clothesy. It was a time.
And speaking of angry swimming brunette celebrities, I haven't seen MROD in the gossip columns for a while now. Is she still in jail? Surely not. Do her parole terms indicate that she can't drink and then skinny dip?
Today I feel: slightly lecherous. I'm not sure if that's the word I'm looking for, but it'll do.
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